- Bayern-77 points
- Dortmund-74 points
- Leverkusen-69 points
- Wolfsburg-55 points
- Gladbach-52 points
- Schalke-50 points
- Mainz-48 points
- Leipzig-47 points
- Werder Bremen-46 points
- Hamburg-42 points
- Freiburg-42 points
- Hertha BSC-42 points
- Augsburg-38 points
- Frankfurt-38 points
- Köln-38 points
- Ingolstadt-36 points
- Hoffenheim-35 points
- Darmstadt-30 points
Point total is probably a bit too low, but that's a rough feel for my table. Top 10 Non-CB Young Players (Under 23 played in BuLi last year)
- Julian Draxler
- Kingsley Coman
- Julian Brandt
- Julian Weigl
- Hakan Calhanoglu
- Max Meyer
- Joshua Kimmich
- Maximilian Arnold
- Nadiem Amiri
- Yannick Gerhardt
Top 10 Overall Non-CB Players
- Arjen Robben
- Franck Ribéry
- Robert Lewandowski
- Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
- Thiago
- Raffael
- Thomas Müller
- Julian Draxler
- Karim Bellarabi
- Kevin Kampl
Fifteen Under-the-Radar Guys I Like
- Nadiem Amiri
- Wendell
- Salomon Kalou
- Florian Grillitsch
- Paul Verhaegh
- Ja-Cheol Koo
- Benjamin Henrichs
- Sascha Riether
- Tobias Levels
- Marco Fabian
- Aron Johannsson
- Dominique Heintz
- Naldo
- Pablo De Blasis
- Daniel Baier
Worst Sideline Outfit 
Tuchel's track suits expose his lack of work in the squat rack, won't instructions coming from a guy with skinny legs in wind pants be 5% less effective? Non-Bayern/Dortmund Rating In Order Of Expected Entertainment Value
- Leverkusen
- Gladbach
- Leipzig
- Mainz
- Schalke
- Werder Bremen
- Hamburg
- Hoffenheim
- Freiburg
- Wolfsburg
- Köln
- Augsburg
- Ingolsadt
- Darmstadt
- Frankfurt
- Hertha Berlin
Top 8 American Rankings
- Fabian Johnson
- John Brooks
- Christian Pulisic
- Julian Green
- Aron Johannsson (temporary until he gets back to form)
- Bobby Wood
- Alfredo Morales
- Timothy Chandler
Top 5 Jersey Rankings 
- Gladbach
- Dortmund
- Wolfsburg
- Schalke
- Bayern