1. Bayern-77 points
  2. Dortmund-74 points
  3. Leverkusen-69 points
  4. Wolfsburg-55 points
  5. Gladbach-52 points
  6. Schalke-50 points
  7. Mainz-48 points
  8. Leipzig-47 points
  9. Werder Bremen-46 points
  10. Hamburg-42 points
  11. Freiburg-42 points
  12. Hertha BSC-42 points
  13. Augsburg-38 points
  14. Frankfurt-38 points
  15. Köln-38 points
  16. Ingolstadt-36 points
  17. Hoffenheim-35 points
  18. Darmstadt-30 points

 

Point total is probably a bit too low, but that’s a rough feel for my table.

 

Top 10 Non-CB Young Players (Under 23 played in BuLi last year)

  1. Julian Draxler
  2. Kingsley Coman
  3. Julian Brandt
  4. Julian Weigl
  5. Hakan Calhanoglu
  6. Max Meyer
  7. Joshua Kimmich
  8. Maximilian Arnold
  9. Nadiem Amiri
  10. Yannick Gerhardt

 

Top 10 Overall Non-CB Players

  1. Arjen Robben
  2. Franck Ribéry
  3. Robert Lewandowski
  4. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
  5. Thiago
  6. Raffael
  7. Thomas Müller
  8. Julian Draxler
  9. Karim Bellarabi
  10. Kevin Kampl

Fifteen Under-the-Radar Guys I Like

  1. Nadiem Amiri
  2. Wendell
  3. Salomon Kalou
  4. Florian Grillitsch
  5. Paul Verhaegh
  6. Ja-Cheol Koo
  7. Benjamin Henrichs
  8. Sascha Riether
  9. Tobias Levels
  10. Marco Fabian
  11. Aron Johannsson
  12. Dominique Heintz
  13. Naldo
  14. Pablo De Blasis
  15. Daniel Baier

 

Worst Sideline Outfit

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Tuchel’s track suits expose his lack of work in the squat rack, won’t instructions coming from a guy with skinny legs in wind pants be 5% less effective?

 

 

Non-Bayern/Dortmund Rating In Order Of Expected Entertainment Value

  1. Leverkusen
  2. Gladbach
  3. Leipzig
  4. Mainz
  5. Schalke
  6. Werder Bremen
  7. Hamburg
  8. Hoffenheim
  9. Freiburg
  10. Wolfsburg
  11. Köln
  12. Augsburg
  13. Ingolsadt
  14. Darmstadt
  15. Frankfurt
  16. Hertha Berlin

 

Top 8 American Rankings

  1. Fabian Johnson
  2. John Brooks
  3. Christian Pulisic
  4. Julian Green
  5. Aron Johannsson (temporary until he gets back to form)
  6. Bobby Wood
  7. Alfredo Morales
  8. Timothy Chandler

Top 5 Jersey Rankings

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  1. Gladbach
  2. Dortmund
  3. Wolfsburg
  4. Schalke
  5. Bayern